My brother rang me last week he had just returned from his holidays to find a letter asking him to claim his prize by October 5th or they would assume he didn't want it.....
Further investigation revealed he had won a huge television worth over £1,000 'You should see it Vicki' he enthused 'You feel as if the people and animals on the television are actually in the room with you, it is amazing!'
He has a knack for finishing off sentences.... I like so and so because....... Early on this year I was in 'Boots the Chemist' I noticed a competition on their sanitary towels. I thought to myself...ha...ha... not many men are going to enter this! I bought about 12 packets and rang my brother with the competition details. He was on the case immediately, suggestions pouring down the phone.
For about a week we pondered....racking our brains, exchanging emails. Woe of Woes when we thought we had come up with something and I entered my name and address I noticed that the blinkin closing date had expired! I was devastated. We were gutted. There is no way that our entry wouldn't have won! And as if to prove the point he has gone on to win a televison...I am so exasperated.
Oh, and after the toothpaste incident he reckons he has a 'Ring of confidence' about his nether regions now!