We had a Jamie Oliver type tasting in my kitchen over the bank holiday. My brother Gareth and his wife came down to help get Claire and Richard's house renovated and I had offered to cook dinner. Quite a task as there were 9 of us in all....
Anway I had pushed the boat out and bought an organic chicken from the butchers, which cost me an arm and a leg, but on checking out the size I didn't think it would feed all of us so I asked my brother to buy another one.
He turned up with a free range chicken at half the price of mine. After they were cooked we set about tasting them to see if we could detect a difference. We were all united in thinking that the organic one was not as tasty as the free range one, what a disappointment.
After he had scoffed his dinner my brother looked down at his feet and saw a crumpled copy of "The Times" he had started to read it when his wife Clare said in horror "Gareth you are reading the dogs pissy paper!" Much hillarity around the table at that mistake I can tell you. I have to leave a newspaper on the floor for my two little dogs to pee on when I am out and our Gareth had managed to mistake it for the up to date paper complete with yellow stains!
Didn't half make his day I can tell you...