Honestly read at your own peril. If I was you I wouldn't scroll down if you haven't had your breakfast or if you are thinking of eating in the next hour.... In fact I wondered whether I should blog about this...but I thought how everyone would go "ewwww" and thought 'sod it!
Watching the television with half and eye and chatting to Tara I was in a happy lazy frame of mind. She was explaining that she was having a new necklace made and how lovely it was and personal as in the middle she was going to put her new boyfriends c*ck ring!
I thought to myself did she just say c*ck ring? I said "Did you just say c*ck ring?" She affirmed that she had in fact said it... I said "I hope you have sterilized it" "Of course I have" she continued "Isn't that romantic"
Well, I chirped up a bit and laughed and laughed...whatever next!!!
Martha wrote...
how big is the c**k ring?? its not normally the size of a pendant is it?? :S
thats really funny! xx
Posted by: Martha | July 20, 2007 10:57 AM