Male Stripper

I thought it was a little strange when a couple of months ago the phone rang and a man on the other end of the line said "Is that the place where you hire a male stripper" I said "no sorry" and put the phone down. I didn't think anymore about it until

I had another phone call yesterday from a very annoyed entertainer he informed me that if I typed "Male Stripper" into the Thomsons directory search engine "Vicki's Puppet Palladium" would appear second in the list of results! He was the first and he wasn't too pleased about his new job description I can tell you.
Well, if you work with children you can't afford to have your reputation sullied, he was livid. I wouldn't like to be on the receiving end of his complaint, he wanted me to join in the arguement but I just know one phone call from him and the problem is going to be sorted out.
I am going to have to put new elastic in my clown's trousers just in case they fall down accidentally and give people the wrong impression.